(Source: thechocolatebrigade)
"The only difference between a human and a potato, is the fear of rejection"Simon Amstell (via mixtapeconversation)
(Source: mcavoys)
Justin Bieber bulbs on my Christmas tree.
Evidently Simon Amstell uses my life for comedic material
from ‘simon amstell - do nothing’
"Why be timid? Death is coming."Simon Amstell (via colly-pocket)
(Source: noerectionsinthekitchen)
"This stupid, “hard to get” game, we don’t play it in any other area of our lives - you’re in a supermarket and you think “oh I quite fancy a potato” you don’t say “oh, best to avoid eye contact!” You grab the potato, you bloody eat it! The only difference between a potato and a human being is the fear of rejection-…that’s not the only difference… Everything is a choice between fear and love, and we may as well choose love because death is coming."Simon Amstell (via nataliahow)
